we have a supermajority, we’re ready to go, if we don’t have a contract we WILL SEE YOU AT THE MET GALA

Feels like they could probably stand to workshop this handle a little

gay people when they tweet “working out in a jock 😏”

baby this is Samus Aran

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can't stress enough how much this video appears to have unlocked something in the brains of the stupidest people you know

idk she just makes music for people who aren’t miserable so i can see how it’s not connecting for some of you

If I lock eyes with Dua Lipa at 5am at Basement, I know who is to blame

This greatest hits cover being an unsubtle Lana ‘Born To Die’ ripoff is making me laugh. Shania Del Rey!

.Pitchfork awards “Radical Optimism” with a 9.9/10 score!

That apartment look real regular. Where you at?

I WILL be bringing up South Yorkshire’s 110 stabbings per 100,000 people to the next person from the uk I meet out

listening to It’s Raining Men on the treadmill when I suddenly remembered this and nearly fell off

I know I say 'I need them to play this at Horse Meat Disco' a lot but I need them to play this at Horse Meat Disco

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