ABOLISH THE CFP COMMITTEE

I know I’m not the first woman to be discriminated against in the workplace. But like.. is it always this blatant?

How are you going to say “no we don’t do that” to me but then say yes to my (male) coworker when he has less experience for the same exact request. Bullshit

I know it’s dumb but I literally don’t understand how tv works in Denver. Like when something is on at 8 EST, I thought I’d also be on at 8 MTN but noooo I miss the show every time 😢

I'm going give $5,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet today because it's Monday (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)

If you clip your fingernails at work YOUR MOMS A HOE

We out.
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@ Mod Pizza to the guy in front of us:

MOD: can I get your name please

Man: I’ll spell it for you, because it’s pretty unique.
It’s M-R space W-O-N-D-E-R-F-U-L.

Evrybody west of the Mississippi:🤢 🤮

If you were the guy who decided at the very last minute to back out of buying our house.. your moms a hoe.

My parents and my maid of honor are going to miss my engagement party because of #HurricanIan 🥺☹️

24 days until we move to Denver. Things are moving so fast 😅

Huge regrets that I refinanced my federal loans.