Imagine my surprise.

A block from captain bullshit.

Today just gets better. How will I cope without the turkey toothed #wankhobbit and his astute opinions?

Adam Brooks is a fragile midget twat.

Fuck the Tories.

Shocked, shocked I tell you.

Look at this fucknuckle.

Fugly Dave can't cope with emojis.

I hope all the whinging Christian right are happy today, when all the shops shut to celebrate the zombie messiah crawling out of a cave.

Doesn't miss.

Mutuals with this TERF Rowling fan. Have a word with yourselves, or unfollow me. I've got zero fucking time for transphobes.

Poetry Wednesday.

Jeremy Hunt is
A fucking
Cunt.
With seven flats.
Twat.

Bruce is somewhat late to the party.

Paul Staines is a drink driving racist twat.

I have no idea what's happening here, but I can't fault the man's logic.

Many mutuals with this. Sort yourselves out please.

Love this.

Not just rotten, hateful fuckstain, but a coward. Quelle surprise.

I didn't know about this one. Result.

I know I shouldn't wind up simple-minded fash on here, but sometimes I can't resist low-hanging fruit.