How to respond to both-sides-mainlining, fascist-enabling careerists, like Katy Tur. So well done.

I'm 57 and look like this. I'm bragging now because I've loved hard and it could all go to hell tomorrow.

We must eliminate the anger and come together as one to accept that my cats and i are Hot af.

I'd rather Jerry Seinfelf shed crocodile tears about comedy than have the government and universities crack down on protest.

Protest everything that requires protest in your opinion. And keep doing it.

Id Israel was just slaughtering Palestinian dogs, this war would have been over in six hours.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

I'm going to be the head Coach of the Uberlândia Lobos flag football feminino team and I could not be happier.

Random Fact: More waiters have lost tips because the diner didn't know if they said 'Soup or salad?' or 'Super Salad?'

You can only have an opinion on comedy if you are a comedian and you can only have an a opinion on the Mets if you played for the Mets.

Judy Tenuta still showing us what a comedian can be.

Tom Brady smells like horse shit.

Also, Lennny Bruce was arrested. George Carlin had his comedy censored, as late as 2001.

A lot of comics in 2024 have a lack of perspective and a self-importance bordering on grandiose. Comedy is alive and well and jokes fly freely. Not everyone HAS to love them, tho.

The cheaper the crook, the Jesuser the patter

Nate Bargatze sold 12 million tickets to arena shows Last week. But ok.

Here's what I don't get about the NFL's greed: If you've worked in sports long enough (as I have), you've seen what the game does to men. It DESTROYS them. All these happy 22-year-olds you see right now? Come back in two decades. See how many can walk sans pain [1]

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