When the Braves lose two in a row for the first time this season and the middle of the order is whiffing on every fastball:

Lol. Ballgame.

Strike 2, you're out.

NO WAY LMAO

Well, there's something

If the offense wants to go to sleep, so will I

RIP to the 2023-24 Boohoo York Crylanders

between MLB using a water-logged baseball and umpires missing calls by multiple feet, I for one can’t fathom why offense is down so much

BENCHES CLEAR IN MILWAUKEE

I can't believe it happened again at Borellis!

I know who to call

These baseballs are dead as hell.

Me watching two 9-year-olds race motorcycles:

Assault is not a joke, Biz. You need to delete this immediately and apologize live on TNT before I tell Shaq Hyman to give you an atomic wedgie.

TK Jewelers and L&L Limos

Chad Shaw Jake Mastroianni Rudimentary stat sorting:

2023 April
1 club 50+ HR
4 clubs 40+ HR
10 clubs 35 + HR
18 clubs 30+ HR

2024 April
0 clubs 50+ HR
1 club 40+ HR
1 club 35+ HR
8 clubs 30+ HR

“If Ozzie spent less time with his fish and more time fielding grounders, this stuff wouldn’t happen.”

Acuña is funny b/c his only hobby is to play more baseball so they have to reverse the logic with “if he spent less time playing baseball all winter maybe he wouldn’t suck.”