Going to start saying ‘mr ambassador you’re spoiling us’ whenever I see something I like

Not to mention the fucking plums in the fucking icebox

William Bronk

What a season. What a team. What a manager. We did it. UTV

I would have given anything to be inside Villa Park when that equaliser went in. Up the Vile!

Elaine Equi

How are you all enjoying #Eurovision2024 right now?

What the fuck?!

🎶 I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight 🎶

Actually I’d settle for no more injuries

I’d tek a draw at this point

Ah well

🎶 we’ve done it before, we’ll do it again

Gutted

Can I copy your homework bro?

Sonia Sanchez

At least they’ll be in the next series of Welcome to Wrexham

I like that rap beef has evolved into strongly worded letters to the other guy’s mother

I’ve not felt this deflated after a defeat in a long time, which I suppose is a blessing in its own way, but fucking hell, I really want to see us life a trophy