This would have to be the slowest election night in Queensland's history. Watching the council results come in is like watching paint dry. It's 9.20pm - more than three hours after polling booths closed and the only result showing for the Sunshine Coast is 0.28% of the mayoral

Goodness Paul Fletcher is struggling beside Kerry O'Brien on #qanda tonight

Me: whatever, I’m not even a working journalist anymore
Also me on dating apps:

Verdict is in qt.com.au/news/magistrat…

Feel for all those #Facebook and #Instagram users who can't watch this video of a pampered Gold Coast lizard in a hat 🦎 trib.al/OURl2lK #QLD

Need a mining/political reporter up here in #Mackay for the Daily Mercury - please share if you know someone who fits the bill. seek.com.au/job/38325063 #journolyf

A few sad people around Ipswich today qt.com.au/news/breaking-…

Man savaged by wombat. [language warning]

Shout out to Urban Utilities and QLD Times for helping #Raceview residents with their water woes. bit.ly/2n1mdQh #LetterToTheEditor Shannon Newley

I’ve given Ipswich Council a rest to play with koalas. Considering I spelt koala with a C this morning, I think I needed this. #QldPol QLD Times

A regular letter writer sent me this to show me why the QLD Times used to be a better paper. It’s her letter from 1994. I haven’t asked about the well-being of her brat. #letterstotheeditor

The Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service chopper was no match for Lee Holdsworth. The Supercars are in town! QLD Times

Issue 30 of Delayed Gratification has arrived! Packed with all the news that mattered from January-March 2018, and gloriously redesigned for the big 3-0. Heading out to subscribers tomorrow, and in shops next week. Cover art by Beatriz Milhazes. #DGis30 #slowjournalism

'In the wake of multiple charges by the #CCC against both #councillors and staff, I remain gravely concerned that the people of #Ipswichqld are being short-changed by Ipswich City Council.' #qldpol ow.ly/gKRo30kzNHO NewsRegional Hayden Johnson Jo-Ann Miller

In Ipswich even our mayor will do a shoey twitter.com/helenspelitis/…

Hmmmmm...... twitter.com/qld_times/stat…

#Ipswich councillors threatened with the spirit of an evil red dragon for funding rejection Stuff Journalists Like qt.com.au/news/councillo…

Premier @AnnastaciaMP responds to NewsRegional The Courier-Mail #SaveourkidsQLD swimming campaign. Disappointingly, she does not match Deb Frecklington MP promise of funding compulsory lessons in schools.

We have to act now if we want to save lives. #QLD is behind when it comes to state funded compulsory swimming programs in schools. #saveourschoolkids
qt.com.au/news/vital-cam…

The sickening moment a cyclist crashes in to a huge roo bit.ly/2DLyB1D