Me: I’d like the grilled chicken wrap. There’s no bacon on that right?

Server: nope!

Gets wrap…full of fucking bacon 😑

I miss having girlfriends to just hang out with.

What is your comfort rewatch tv show and why is it Supernatural?

This is Theo. Theo is 5 months old and just got his first big boy haircut. Theo peed all over me and himself half way through his haircut and had to be re-bathed. Theo regrets nothing.
#doggroomerlife

Fallout!!! I’m dead!!!

Way too aware of my meat suit today.

It’s my least favorite time of year. We always owe on our taxes, have to get the 15 year old dachshund her expensive senior blood work, and both dogs are due for all of their vaccinations. Yay for being broke and stressed!

Even with my resting bitch face it’s super refreshing when people start a conversation with me. I’m actually a really nice person, I just look mean. Thank you random person for the company.

I haven’t willing eating pork in going on 3 years. I love turkey bacon and sausage. I love beef and soy chorizo. I’m perfectly fine with all the meat choices there are now. But boy howdy do I miss a good ham steak, there really is no replacement.

Today is one of those where I don’t understand how I’ve been making money as a dog groom for 17 years. Like, I’m not even good at it.

Religious people make me uncomfortable.

If the new tax gets passed next week it will be because of the Chiefs. The Royals want a new stadium but can do shit.

Opening day at the K

Love being over worked and under appreciated.

Just realized that Dairy Queen doesn’t have nerds blizzards anymore. I haven’t had one in almost 15 years and sweets aren’t really my jam anymore, but 12 year old me is sad.

Soccer: If one of our teams players falls it is unacceptable and needs to be a penalty. If one of the other teams players fall they are faking it and need to stop wasting time.

Ready to be a part of history on Saturday! KC Current home opener in the first ever women’s dedicated sports stadium. #KCBABY

Having both depression and anxiety is a trip. Feeling so down I want to kill myself, then having a panic attack because I’m terrified of dying.

Yes, and

I’m so confused. Do they want us to have babies or not?

Heroes in #chiefs gear tackling the
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