it’s always sunny is about to start its 15th season

my 'it was technically legal for me to execute that dog' shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

The last time a white supremacist was unmasked you falsely claimed it was a 22-year-old Jewish man acting as a federal agent. The recent college grad was then harassed so much he had to flee his home. Now he's suing you. huffpost.com/entry/elon-mus…

White supremacist group Patriot Front marching through the streets of Charleston, WV

“Be vigilant. They cover their faces for a reason. My bet is hardly anyone in this group is from WV. Most times, groups like this will bus people in to try to recruit new members.”

While Indiana University having a confirmed police 'sniper' on the roof overlooking peaceful protests is unhinged, just from a military standpoint, I find it hilarious that this cop 'sniper' got snuck up on and filmed at close range by someone coming from the rear

ah so the body count is at 5 minimum

CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST ALL UT STUDENTS.

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After executing her 14-month-old dog, Kristi Noem was apparently still buzzing with bloodlust so killed a goat too for good measure.

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More on this in today's HW. welcometohellworld.com/a-period-of-co…

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Folks, I am very excited to finally launch my own newsletter, called Nightcap—a lively, twice-weekly rundown of the news and politics of the day with a focus on abortion rights.

I believe Elon is still suppressing newsletter links, but it’s laurabassett @ s u b s t a c k . com

Now give The Onion a dollar or we will close it forever.

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lmao WHAT!!!! this rules so hard I'm throwing punches in the air already hurt my shoulder

I’m up near Columbia for a planned pro-Israel rally and march led by Christian Nationalist pastor Sean Feucht. Small crowd of counter protesters

I’m at Columbia this evening where a group of Christian nationalists will be marching in support of Israel

Make no mistake, Johnson went to New York City for a confrontation and only got a verbal one. American conservatives are using this as a Trojan horse to control universities and colleges and some liberals are already taking the bait.

NEW: UT Austin released 'protest rules' that say 'individuals may not come to campus without authorization,' which is in direct contradiction to a video they published 6 months ago that says members of the public can 'come to campus at any time and engage in demonstrations.'

I repeat: all reports show the only people who committed any actual physical violence on the quad today at Emory are law enforcement officers.