I have evolved into a Prague gay. I won't be taking any further questions at this point.

Who are the journalists at the Herald Sun going to have a diarrhoea-fuelled wank-fest over now? They must be feeling very lost right now #ThanksDan

If anybody is looking to escape this flaming bag of crap, I have a couple of Bl*esky codes I can offer.

I don't buy Dutton's whole 'bUt ThE vOiCe Is DeVisIvE' bullshit. That potato-faced bitch is the reason we went through a completely unnecessary marriage equality plebiscite. What an absolute cunt.

Golden dawn would be more accurate.

Everyone thinks being gay is all about the butt stuff, but really 90% of it is deciding which of your friends are allowed to use homophobic slurs around you and which ones aren't.

I'm not paying much attention, but now as good a time as any to hold a Republic referendum, yeah?

If Tillies lose, hold the Republic referendum tomorrow

Not me in the kitchen while my husband is in the living room yelling out things like 'Just get it in!' and 'Come on, find the hole already!'