Happy New Year . . . well maybe not if you are a fox . . . Please RT

Today I am fighting again to #StopHS2 in the Court of Appeal – this vanity project is appalling , unnecessary and frankly , now redundant. Here's 10 (ish) reasons why HS2 must be stopped immediately:

#StopHS2 £100billion cost (and rising). Environmentally disastrous, and with no credible business case.

This is someone running the country. How about you not have your movies, TV shows, Netflix etc during lockdown ? All the music, paintings, art in the culture since time began. Moron.

Women speak about 7,000 words a day while men average 2,000.

Great news that Robin Van Persie has signed a new 2 yr contract............ Unlimited texts and 500 mins a month.

Constructed IKEA filing cabinet without hitch then managed to park right outside cinema and enjoyed film. Waiting for the sucker-punch.

Saw this animal in the back garden. Does anyone know what it could be?

12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study. gnail.in/angelique

I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing. gnail.in/dolly

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Other religions are just crazy chants, silly rituals and take money from morons. Now,say 20 hail Mary's and pass the collection plate round

Richard Andrews: @JoFreeRadio did I dream it or did you invent a website to review things in 140 characters or less?

Time for a quick raffle just before the @letour starts. Simply retweet to enter the draw for a fan package. #TDF

Sky and NOW TV customers are at risk of losing Discovery Channel, Eurosport, Animal Planet, TLC & Investigation Discovery #KeepDiscovery

Ok 2017 get your coat and leave don’t make a mess on the way out.Happy 2018 everyone let’s make it better