Fuckin gutted our criteria’s based on how many games you’ve previously been and not a random ballot 😂😂

United used to celebrate trebles. Today they celebrate city selling tickets incrementally via a staggered loyalty based points system.

🦜🍌

Congratulations!!

(We just sell tickets differently to you and 10am this morning was only available to a number of supporters. But of course, you knew that.)

He’s been poor in all of Madrid’s 3 CL ties in the quarters and after now.

Clearly an unbelievable talent but he looks a bit caught up in his own hype.

Controversial maybe but I don’t think there’s much wrong with Madrid’s style.

Bellingham said it himself, they don’t have a distinct style but they trust each other to produce. It might not sustain for years but it’s pragmatic in its own way.

Very good defensively against us.

Think, unless City have issues with off-the-field stuff, it just doesn’t make sense to us much. Offers a different kind of skillset to lots of wingers. Would cost Chelsea far too much to tempt us surely.

Integral in last year’s treble and stepped up big-time in recent weeks.

Hahaahhahahaha.

They do this every year.

They literally talk about our title wins more than we do but they don’t care. 😂😭

Doku with a hopeless half.

We need him to provide some kind of threat but unfortunately, all he’s threatened is our defence.

I know VAR bailed him out but if you need any more examples of why the refereeing standard is in the toilet, Michael Oliver not giving a penalty for that Rice challenge is a good one.

To be fair, it would’ve been so weird if he’d have said this after beating us in the CL quarter final.

This guy is a genius.

This account doesn’t know what stonewall means.

Spurs haven’t even played badly here. Terrible defending on set pieces but beyond that, they’ve found tons of space.

Their attacks resemble a tepid cup of lukewarm tea though. That’s where it’s fallen down.

Think this is an underrated part of their game.

Spurs have found pockets today, creating 3v4, 4v4s. It becomes 4v11 in a literal instant.

As long as you have Werner and Hojberg playing, you’re in trouble.

These lot are the absolute definition of ‘sing when you’re winning’.

The pre-match anthems, the ‘ultra’ vibes, the feel good atmosphere - none of it existed to this extent even 4 years ago hahahahahha.

I recently learned to drive, right, and I don’t find the act of driving nervy or stressful. I went on the motorway yesterday for the first time and it was a bit intense but…

… parking. I get stressed about parking. I feel like you just barely do it when you’re learning.

Genuinely, we’ve been killed by referees against Liverpool.