So Baby Yoda came out of Yoda’s vagina?

Any other contrarians supporting Drake?

My girlfriend said I have an anaconda. Did she get me a surprise snake for my birthday?

Reddit is poggers.

Is that the Gluck Gluck 9000?

Surfin’ Bird is an important song in punk rock history. It’s also Peter Griffin’s favorite song.

Coincidence?

Hakuna Matata. It means “hi” in Spanish

Car Seat Headrest? What’s next, Fart Ass Buttpoop?

I’m ripe for a wipe.

It needed to be said.

Sometimes Chad from school lets me climb on his back and he carries me around.

Anthony Fantano took my cherry.

I didn’t say anything.

So, apparently my nipples decided to be hard for no reason today.

This is what they serve at the Chum Bucket

Gentle reminder there’s a freaking chungus amongus.

Turkish Quandale what now? Memes have gotten truly awesome.