Whoever evil eyed my skin, jokes on you ima go Korea and they’ll fix me so there.

He kept a straight face saying that. I’m lowkey impressed.

Hard to misconstrue to z!on!sm is $exy

Been referring to Labour as ‘Conservative lite’ for a while but bloody hell, they might as well merge

Back from work at 1 am and seeing family still up watching the news.
Me: what happened?
Bro: they’re bombing Yemen
Ffs we really can’t catch a break

Apparently I like the idea of doing new things more than actually doing new things. Past me thought doing new things would be great for current me. Current me wants past me to stand on Lego

I grew up in a Zionist household, spent 12 years in a Zionist youth movement, lived 4 years in Israel, and have friends and family who served in the IDF.

When that is your world, it's hard to see apartheid when it's happening.

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Drove past a HUGE mosque in Bradford. HUGE! They seem to even be building an extension. When we asked if there’s a place for women to pray, we were told there wasn’t. That’s so outrageous honestly

Where’s good to eat in Bradford?

There’s something hopeless about knowing with zero doubt that things will only get worse when they’ve already reached beyond imaginable peaks of bad already

Why am I getting notifications from Xs
:/

I see twitter is still weird

Now I want chicken wings. Thanks hashi’s tweet from days ago chilling on my TL like it’s fresh

I have to remind myself that parasites are something only i and my kind get excited about and defo not a topic for muggles over sushi