Proud father of a 2021 graduate!!!

Bill Nye is back at it — this time, using science to show why racism makes no sense

Yall be careful out there, Mercury about to fuck shit up.

I was so stoned earlier i ate 2 slices of cheese pizza, 3 hot wings, 20 cherries, 1 banana, 3 fudge deluxe graham cookies, and 1 cup of apple sauce.

I am no longer stoned.. just full asf..

Please send help...

... Lord forgive me

Patient.. but tired of waiting

I was practicing how I was going to quit my job today...

Blueface think he the Hugh Hefner of hoodrats

We need a Captain Planet movie js

I miss the old days when cops would yell, 'stop or i will shoot'...

A conscious will cost you if you aren't careful

Idc what you say, Trey Songz killed Drake on the Successful Remix

Having to work on 4/20 just means I get to eat edibles all day

I'm pretty sure a flock of seagulls would eat a person if they could...

All dogs go to Heaven. RIP DMX. Rest easy.

If you describe someone to me as 'cool', i automatically assume you mean they do drugs.

Pissed off = mad

Pissed on = mad and wet

Pistiando = A drunk Mexican

I think I have enough kitty litter bags...

There's a better chance of a no armed man winning a jerk-off contest than that happening

Weed and coffee, coffee and weed, in no specific order