I normally can’t stand quirky toilet signs, but seeing as this is The Carpenters Arms in Cambridge, I will allow it.

Not sure of the exact science behind it, but fry-ups do taste 15% better when someone else cooks them for you.

Hannah Fry knocking the HIGNFY host gig right out of the park.

He went on to criticise serial philanderers, liars and anyone who’s ever bulldozed a Japanese child in a rugby game.

I'd be grateful if you could please vote for the Rare Breeds Centre, the farm run by the charity which cares for my brother and lots of disabled adults. It's a lovely place and a worthy winner. You will also be entered into a prize draw too. Thank you x
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Now I’m over 50, I find nothing stops me dead in my tracks with abject, icy terror quite like someone saying “did you do that thing I asked you to do yesterday?”

MORE football related nonesense from people old enough to remember what a thr'penny bit was. All today's football through a glass darkly. anotherslice.com/famousslopingp…

I once asked a Brummie chef mate what his favourite rice was. He said 'the Tour de France'.

I’m not familiar with this, but I assume there’s a big twist.

It’s all those PB & J sandwiches.

After being slapped on the back by Frank Drebin, sending him flying down the steps and over the edge of the stand.

Always comforting to be in a pub toilet which provides all the essentials.

Vote for the Weekend At Bernie’s Party ✔️