Dolly Parton managing to play a D Major chord while wearing acrylic nails will never cease to amaze me

The Trautonium. Invented early 1930s. Just listen to this thing.

Kitchen sink jazz (not derogatory)

I am at a musical instrument shop and I’ve never felt more tempted to act a fool in my entire life

Hey, can you watch my Latvian subcontrabass trumpet player while I go smoke