No Newcastle and a Kaminski autosub

For Johnson owners

#SoaG off-season look #SKLW #GW35

Toney & Udogie to Jackson & Porro (-4). GL all

138 all out. Back to getting cooked next week

Why are people posting all out ranks before Foden’s hat-trick and Ederson’s one pointer. When will people learn

Pickford outscored Neto by FH29

Just to say I’m not going to post my score this week because I don’t think it would contribute to the positivity of the app. I will only be posting my shit scores from now on which will be GWs 35, 36, 37, and 38

Still thinking about that MGW assist I lost to FH29

Bench boosters

If there’s anything wrong with Gusto, Palmer, or Haaland next week I’m covered

I’m no fan of Chelsea but I’ll never forget this game either. The worst (most blatantly corrupt) refereeing performance I’ve ever seen. The great Barca team shouldn’t have won the champs league in 09 - should’ve been a repeat of the 08 final.

Mateta’s just matched FH29 in one game

Cole said I’m ready to play, Pep said no you’re not, so Cole said right then I’ll move to a mid table club and even if I don’t start playing til October I’ll beat Haaland to the golden boot, so there

Watkins and Saka to Haaland and Garnacho. Think the switch to Maddison with one second to go went through so we know how that goes. GL all

What I would give for a season without VAR so people could be reminded of how football is supposed to be

Realising Liverpool are about to become 2014 United