I finally turned 40.

I've always been super smart, but I now at least look the part.

We recreated my 1st apartment room.
I like it so much that I might begin living here now.
I'm always about saving money.

I'm Mark Zuckerberg. I'm 39 years old.
I'm in the US (sometimes Hawaii), and I'll make sure Joe Biden wins in November.

I don't have to ask about anyone else

I would look pretty good as a sith.

#Maythe4thBeWithYou
Star Wars day

Trump is not gonna win no matter how many memes come out.

May the 4th be with everyone

I've been seeing some confusion so I helped create a tutorial on how to cancel your X subscription.

Hopefully I help a lot of people with this.
There is no need to offer me donations.

Saved the best for last. Black and white photo from my gallery, after I got beat up in a sparring match

Politicians are buying up Faceb00k stock while trying to ban TikTok.

Pretty smart strategy right? It's easy money

I love it when we take out the competition. Tiktok needs to go.

Next up will be X.

This Opera browser keeps ratio'ing me but I'll never give up.

I'm always the underdog

Elon said no more engagement farming.

That means you're not allowed to post anymore.

Don't worry - you can post to your heart's content at Threads. Come join while the offer stands
x.com/elonmusk/statu…

UFC said they wouldn't start the show until I arrived.

It's important to get outside the house at least one time per month

I have some bad news and some good news.

The bad news is, I've been neglecting Threads and no new updates are coming.

The good news is my recovery is making progress. I'm hoping to get back into training as soon as possible

What % of human do you think I am?

Most of you are probably off

Got a picture of the solar eclipse today for anyone who missed it.

Don't say I never do anything nice

I have an insider at X so they got my account unlocked quickly.

I know you all missed me when I was gone

Flashback! It was so popular. I know most of you miss it.

If X decides to add my poking feature, I will definitely sue them.

I'm busy fixing our company outage again.

Don't panic.
I have everything under control