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king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
My little sister got this surgery and after we were discharged and went home there was a tornado warning but she couldn’t really move or bend so we laid her on an ironing board and put her in the closet
If interplanetary tourism was a thing we would have spaceships full of aliens coming to earth to see this. The chances of our moon being the perfect size to eclipse our star is insane. Shut the fuck up you anti-nerd
1. Let Nas down 2. Beefed with Diggy Simmons 3. Beefed with Noname 4. Said he felt bad for 69 5. Wanted to mentor Lil Pump 6. Apologized during a rap beef
in freshman year of undergrad, i had a buddy who was Vietnamese and adopted. whenever we smoked with people who had never smoked before (usually girls) he would pretend that the weed channelled his ancestral memories of the Vietnam war. it was a really good bit