Okay. If you are liberal: would you snap your fingers and remove all conservatives? That's 0. If you are Conservative would you snap your fingers and remove all Liberals? That's 1.

So? 0 or 1? Who are you killing?

Okay. I will Venmo anyone $10 who can explain why Elon thinks it's okay to spam dating nonsense to people posting content. First one, no argument. Why are you ruining this thing?

Someone please explain to me why single women in NC are so awful. With one or two exceptions, please tell me.

I love how Conservatives consistently fuck each other over in very awful ways and are still like: 'this is the greatest way to be!'

I think the biggest difference between most people and a genius is that most people just do it about 10 seconds later

If a another person can tell me how 'X' is better than Twitter. Seriously sick of this shit.

Elon. You have to understand. There is this thing that makes you excited on Twitter. Maybe someone has even a shred of interest in you. You feel good.

You're just letting fake date things. Working for nothing is nothing.

Man, I am not the first person to say this but Twitter is a lost cause. Just awful people saying awful things with full consent of the management. Free speech is great but so is digging in you ass. It's no longer useful. I'll be here til it's gone. Find a better place.

How does God count? The complexities of an infinity based number system eludes me.

That probably came off as snooty. Haha sorry I do that...

Also the Janitor from Scrubs. Pretty much all over Major League

I just realized the last line of my novel was pretty much taken from Major League...

Remember, watch every porn video like it's your last memory before the Lake of Fire.

I suddenly just got terrified by the idea that in the future my family and I would see the meteor together and in our last seconds I might say 'yikes bikes.'

you are a worthless mediocre middle manager who inherited his position and got lucky.

and you're also a ridiculous rabid heinous fucking bigot and a truly heinous excuse for a human being.

sociopath, possible psychopath.

pure true evil, that's why you get shit.

YOU DESERVE IT

Elon, Mr. Musk. I apologize for my language.

You taking over Twitter has been terrible. You have done a bad job, it's neither fun nor interesting, and you should admit this. I'm not mad at you. I don't fucking care about you. But you ruined a platform that didn't need ruining.

Hey Elon, can we do something about these Dating tweets? I mean it's consistently pointless to post and get 11 messages from bots trying to pretend date me?

This is all getting ridiculous.

FUCKING DO YOUR JOB, UBER MAN.

The best episode of House ever would be if a person came into the hospital and just googled their symptoms and at the end everyone is wrong except for the patient who googled.

Great plot! Bad idea for life. But man!

Am I the only person who LOVES TO SNEEZE?