🚨 Breaking: Israel 🇮🇱 has found 70 tunnels in Rafah so far, 50 of which cross the border into Egypt 🇪🇬

In retracing Shakespeare's steps 'twixt London & Stratford with a forensic obsession bordering upon mania, I discovered a Mouldy living in Beaconsfield, one of the Bard's stop-overs. Was this the model for Ralph Mouldy, Henry IV pt. 2? Shakespeare B Trust
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Dog seeks help from a random person to rescue his brother.

They were happy and grateful for the help. Thank you, hooman...🙏❤️

The hut in Soho Square where the homeless Marty Feldman slept in 1954. Fourteen years later in 1968 he was the highest-paid comedian on TV.

He's not on the bridge though

Normandy veteran, Dickie Forrester, delivers flowers to Pegasus Bridge cafe owner, Arlette Gondree, who was part of the first French family to be liberated during Operation Overlord. More on ITV News Meridian 5/6th of June

I beg to differ. I lost 30% of my hippocampus to a gnat and from that day forth I couldn't taste bananas.

Tool use increases mechanical foraging success and tooth health in southern sea otters (Enhydra lutris nereis) | Science science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…

Can't help thinking Classical Civilisation cracked it. All swept away by those pesky Goths.

Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.

Platform Concourse, Southgate Underground Station

1933

Charles Holden

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Magnificent. If you haven't listened to Kevin Ayer's five Harvest albums 1969-74 then your ears have been starved of one of the finest bodies of musical work of the 20th century.

Good film, marred only by the fact that instead of being shot in misty Yorkshire to mirror the TV series was shot in a prosperous leafy London street. The only similar location-fail I can think of was Cemetery Junction, set in Reading but unaccountably shot in picturesque Stroud.

He's got a flipping point. I'm 96% Norman and 4% Italian but I will NEVER devalue or demean my Anglo-Saxon neighbours. I promise. And if the Anglo-Saxons never existed, who the hell wrote Beowulf? Yours Sincerely, Peeved of Wessex.

New issue of Viz in the shops today, with 'By Jove, it's Michael Gove.'

Julian Dutton 🎭📚T🎟️🇬🇧 Lovely man. I directed him in an episode of You Rang, M'Lord. He was very old. Rang his agent and asked if he was up to it - yes was the answer and he was including a dance routine. After the dress run he asked me if he was over the top: 'It's too late for that, Maurice,' I said.

One of the greatest moments of my life was when I was driving through the Lionel enclosure at Longleat. Suddenly Lionel Blair leapt out of the woodland, performed a tap-dance on the bonnet of my Saab, ripped off the windscreen wiper, then scampered off into the undergrowth.

As I enter my dotage in the first quarter of the 21st century I never fail to be thrilled by the thought that I performed with Maurice Denham, who performed with Tommy Handley in ITMA in the 1940s. The moving finger writes...
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Lovely stroll in the park with my pet stick insect. Throwing a tiny wooden dog for him to fetch.

Reeling with disgust. My social media manager, Julian Dutton 🎭📚T🎟️🇬🇧, is intending to publish my diaries & tweets as a bumper book later in the year. WTF? Do I look like this? Am I some kind of joke?!
He's dead to me. Lawyer up, Dutton. I'm coming for you.