The Lovely Deborah is insisting I rest and stay off here, but after long negotiations we've worked out a deal where she'll keep up with Twitter for me as I dictate the messages. I want to thank you all for your incredibly kind words and prayers. You're not done with me just yet.

PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME!

Go get that Gold Jacket, Ty Law!

#GoBlue | #ProBlue

Buddy, I think you might want to sit this one out.

The Detroit Lions are going to win the Super Bowl

Someone told me that the man behind everyone's favorite cup of coffee might run for President and I just want to wish Tim Hortons the very best. You have my support.

A lot of great candidates in the mix this election.

Has he apologized yet?

Trump caved and called it a deal.

The American people wait with bated breath as their idiot president announces something he could have done 35 days ago to avoid this national disgrace of a shutdown. The Art of the Deal.

Crooks like Trump will steal a hot stove and come back for the smoke. There’s no bar too low.

Some of us are here for both.

Burn this entire administration down.

#tbt

Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Good to get a quick loss out of our system. Now, back to winning. #GoBlue

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Some 800,000 workers aren’t being paid during the shutdown, but Trump and his campign sure are. Families are suffering, yet this President remains a damned two-bit grifter.

Ironically enough, I missed the meeting because I’ve been up on my roof practicing my dance moves. Thanks for covering, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

He’s wrong. We’re Waiting for GOP.

The Great Depression