ferrero rocher greeting his best friend from across the room when holiday season rolls back around

Live right now!!! come watch if I figured out the rules yet 😅😅

always read GmbH in my head like 'g-ym bih'

bought tickets to see jeff rosenstock this summer may the serotonin from that carry me through it 🫡

acrylic nails should be rebranded as prosthetic nails so my FSA could cover them

I'm always very 'save the planet' until it comes time for me to estimate how many paper towels I'll need

uh oh almost thought I was the problem. phew that was a close one 😮‍💨

I'll be like 'idk why I've been so emotional lately' and then remember the current state of the world and uncertainty of the future and be like 'oh yeah that makes sense'

why does slack look sun bleached all of a sudden?

he looks like a very kindhearted mouse who got turned into a prince

3 tickets to challengers please

20 dollar salad save me

yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello

i have a headache but im being so brave

if I was at the white lotus i would say please and thank you to everyone there, i wouldn't scam anyone, try super hard to not die idk its not that hard

if sunchips then why not moonchips?

three tickets to challengers please

walked away from Challengers feeling so…idk alive?

everyone must smell so bad in the apocalypse

put larry david in the white lotus