Uh-oh.

It’s always my fault, isn’t it.

Coz I’m singing about my cock.

Even as I type, I can hear the whole world screaming, “NOOOOOOO!!!”

I feel incredibly fortunate to have just been part of an incredible crowd for James Blunt in Cardiff. What a showman, every member of the audience singing along to EVERY song, literally had the whole arena on their feet in seconds! 👏👏

Same time next year?

Pleasure to have you onboard.

Putting this on my gravestone.

Went to see James Blunt . The saddest yet happiest concert I’ve ever been to. The guy is an absolute master.

Just back from watching James Blunt at the AO Arena Manchester with the wife. I didn’t know what to expect but wow! I was completely blown away. Absolutely phenomenal performance and what showman you are sir. I enjoyed the miserable songs the most 😉 thank you! #YourArena

Manchester with James Blunt was the best night of my entire life. He is an incredible musician and I have never cried, laughed and loved so much in one night. Thank you!!

James Blunt

James Blunt is some bloke👏🏻

As the next image wearing my merchandise was Kim Jong-Un, I suspect you are beyond help.

It’s tonight!? Shit, I’m at home watching cartoons.

Your Brummie Mexican wave James Blunt

James Blunt well James, I’m a casual fan and I do enjoy your songs even though I must confess I’ve never purchased any of your material. Mrs S dragged me to your show in Brum tonight, brilliant mate, not a dry seat in the house after Monsters… Bravo Sir 👊🏼

Absolutely phenomenal seeing James Blunt in Birmingham tonight. Unreal 🔥🔥

Just got home, had an Amazing night, went to #birminghamutilita and saw James Blunt , what a showman he is...and he sang my favourite miserable songs #darkthoughts #monsters #lovehim was worth the longgg drive

James Blunt was amazing!
100% Worth the trip up north and incredibly late night.