Wife gone less than 48 hours and I’ve already destroyed the kitchen. P.S. I do the majority of the housework (as I am retired) but left unattended….well 🤦‍♂️ #MutantFam #SlobMode

Storms a comin. Ayuh! 😳😂 #MutantFam

strongly disagree

Slept REALLY poorly last night so reached out to my friend Zelda who has agreed to stand in the darkest corner of my bedroom and watch me tonight. Sleep tight! 😂 #MutantFam #YoullNeverWalkAgainRachel

Bowling for dollars with friends and family, 1989 style. Denim was aptly represented.

Hey guys. #MutantFam #AdoptDontShop

Our submission to PlayDog magazine a couple of years ago. Sadly, we were knocked out of the competition by a mini-schnauzer and his professional model dog-dad in the first round. 😂 #MutantFam #HandsomeBastard #AdoptDontShop

Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms. Missing my hobbit mom today. #MutantFam

Birthday Dinner with pops and the ladies.

Met at a bar (as we old folks used to do🤷‍♂️) and she’s been propping me up for 20 years.

Happy birthday to the coolest dude I’ve ever met! Love ya, Pop!