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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

@HowardA_AtLaw

Author of Goodnight Loon: Poems & Parodies to Survive Trump, and Goodnight Loon II. Attorney, author, pianist, parodist. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.

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Stormy Daniels testified under oath. Donald throws daily temper tantrums outside the courthouse, this time reading from notes.

Until and unless he is willing to testify, thereโ€™s zero need to broadcast his tantrums, media

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LOL. Every now and then one of my bosses will send me some caselaw that he thinks will help a case we are working on. Today he sent me one that I argued and won nearly 20 years. I wrote back, hey, boss, recognize the attorney who won this one?

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People were warning me about the aftertaste of Paxlovid, One set of pills down, didnโ€™t taste a thing at all, but this stuff, holy cow, I finally found something that tastes worse than cilantro

People were warning me about the aftertaste of Paxlovid, One set of pills down, didnโ€™t taste a thing at all, but this stuff, holy cow, I finally found something that tastes worse than cilantro
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Jewish person and I agree. Trump dined with Nick Fuentes. He called Nazis fine people. Rap report is the Candace Owens of my community

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The cough is manageable, The fever, manageable with Tylenol and Aleve. But wow I miss the ability to think. I just want to be able to form a coherent thought again. This is what it must feel like to be a Trump supporter or a Marxist.

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Allow me to explain the combination of sweetness and silliness of a Jewish mother: I tested positive for Covid. I called my doctor for a Paxlovid prescription. I am 48 years old, and my mother not only offered to pick it up for me, but insisted on picking it up. :) Love Mom!

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TBH I never heard of Macklemore before yesterday, when I read that whoever the hell that is wrote a song praising the October 7 massacre and all the violence against Jewish people since, But wow am I glad for the slew of Jewish artists more talented than this hateful hack

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To any young Jewish music fan who may be reading this, donโ€™t worry, when you have Nice Jewish Boys and Girls Pink, Billy Joel, Neil Diamond, Carole King, Simon and Garfunkel and Bob Dylan, you donโ€™t need antisemitic hacks Macklemore or Roger Waters.

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Ivanka is trending because the evangelicals chosen leader repeatedly said he wants to sleep with his daughter, and spent years betting anyone who he thought looked like her to satisfy his sick desires. How Jesus like

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