Worth mentioning that this dog used to live in my neighborhood. Which is kind of run down and just full of concrete.

But she moved to an area full of nature. And I feel like her mind was exploding on the walk. She tried jumping in the water to chase ducks.

Have you ever sneezed so hard that you got light headed, fell to the ground, and thought you were going to pass out?

Or is my body just that extra?

My timeline is pretty wild right now. Might need to clean it up.

Never a fan of vitriol vs men or women.

Boardgames with adults can be pretty amusing. Was playing a hidden identity game. This guy next to me was 100% convinced I was lying and said something like, 'I'm a bad liar, but he's an even worse liar.' proceeded to rant about my body language. He ended up being wrong.

New change for whenever I request for walks on this dog walking app. I'm now supposed to make my case for why I'm the best walker for the job. But I've walked the vast majority of the dogs so I just write that me and the dog are buddies.

Have had a lot of bad luck in the dating scene recently but that's sometimes how it goes.

Only have to be lucky once so I'll keep trying.

One tough thing about making soup is that I always want to eat it before it's fully ready

i took so many photographs of water recently

Facebook is fun if you want to see a high school classmate who narrowly passed biology talking about how red food dye and Victoria’s Secret body spray are going to kill us all

The lizards in my yard are everywhere. Almost stepped on a gigantic one.

I didn't even think we had lizards that big where I lived.

Do we have a deal? 🤝

Probably one of my worst performances on trumpet is now immortalized on Youtube.

Guess I just need to practice more.