Good morning, friend

You've done it! You've made it to the end of this tiring week. See?
And, you didn't unalive any colleagues. I'm proud of you. Prison food is disgusting anyway.

Love you! ❤️

I love you guys!

Bumblebee's angry baby mama.

[BREAKING NEWS] Police arrest suspects linked to the killing of 5-year-old Ditebogo Phalane. The little boy was killed during a hijacking in Soshanguve last week. More details on #DStv403 and eNCA.com

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My inspiration:
My son wakes up on time on most mornings. 6:30 he's up. 6:45 he starts his grooming process.
At 7:30 he asks me to call transport for him.
This morning, I told him how he inspires me to get up and get stuff done, even on mornings when I'm running on less than 85%

#NOOZ

'The Fly!'
What is it?
A superhero whose powers involve buzzing around the kitchen annoying your grandma?
A theme park ride that throws you into the sky?
An insect?
NO!
It is France's notorious drug dealer.
Real name: Mohamed Amra.
He was in a prison van, headed to his

Good morning
It is Thursday, and you know what that means: go back to bed!
Where are you going?
Is the company falling apart without your presence today?
Mnccccm. Sleep.

Any suggestions, guys.
This could be a ticket for some of our up and coming comedians. Tag them under Nick's post.

I hope he reads the comments section

NHI BILL #NOOZ Summary

Purpose: To make sure that your mom and my mom have the same access to the same healthcare, no matter their financial status. This is good.
But, how will it work?

1. The government is your medical aid now.
2. The magic of taxes will pay into the fund

While we all think of the #NHIBILL let's also remember to:
1. Cough into your elbow crease. No one wants to share in your beautiful flu germs.
2. Cancel in-person appointments if you've contracted the flu. It's okay if you love your flu, but no one else does. It's your gift

From the bill.

I'm all NHIed out.
I need a pizza slice or 5

While we scratch each other and spit on each other's eyes, let's remember that the #NHIBILL is being signed into law today. It will take years to implement.
The truth is that we all want good medical care and it shouldn't cost anyone an arm and a leg (literally.)
But we have

#NOOZ

Someone shot the Prime Minister of Slovakia.
Four gunshots rang. PM down, but alive.
Terrible shooter, terrible runner. He was caught. Haha!
Ahem. Sorry.
Uhm... so sorry about your prime minister, Slovakia

Thirty years????????

NHI BILL #NOOZ Summary

Purpose: To make sure that your mom and my mom have the same access to the same healthcare, no matter their financial status. This is good.
But, how will it work?

1. The government is your medical aid now.
2. The magic of taxes will pay into the fund

Shame on you, takealot
And no, we don't want to DM you the issue.
You've robbed my man over here, and he's apparently not the only one to have suffered this loss due to common thievery in your organisation's sellers.
Amazon is here. Be nice.