I made this for Mother’s Day

My wife once got mad at me because I didn’t wash a load of laundry on “delicate”.

Guess which setting everything gets washed on now

Flyin’ Brian J As someone who can’t name a single DWCS fighter or any of the incoming/up and coming guys I am with you …..

I want Bones vs Stipe.

No other fight for Jon Jones interests me.

I believe I’m in the majority here

At preschool graduation my kid said when he grows up he “wants to be accounting like his dad. And work in the same room as his dad to crunch the numbers and stuff.”
#dadpride

Got me hook, line, and sinker. 😂

I have a knock knock joke but someone has to start it

Today’s wordle solution is not Busty

I made this.

It’s just okay

I watched A Goofy Movie for the first time since my youth.

It’s just okay

I didn’t even realize there was a UFC pay-per-view on tonight until right now

God Damn

is Applebee’s the worst chain restaurant?

Art Jimmerson

Thrilled to announce baby #3, another boy on the way, due late June! Being a dad is my favorite role. Grateful for my wife’s strength. Can't wait to share more love with our growing family! 🙏

I had this exact setup growing up

The streak is now over 450

Just a typical day in the yard: my 5yo boasts he's a wrestler, gets into a tussle with the 8yo neighbor kid, and ends up making him cry. 🤼‍♂️😅 #PlaytimeDrama