The Kentucky Derby boils down to one question: Can you handle the slop?

Regarding local weathermen: Joe DeNardo is The Beatles. Kevin Benson is The Stones.

'There are two WRs on the free agent market: one is stupid expensive, the other fucking blows. Which one will the Steelers feed?' ~ Anonymous

Not every dude in the NFL draft can be a 'great guy off the field but plays with a real mean streak!' Some, I'm sure, are total fucking assholes all the time. Those men (and the people that have enabled them) should be celebrated, too. 👏👏👏💯💯

Your *new* Pittsburgh Steelers

Don't make Steely a real guy, please.

Thanks for taking the time to chat tonight, Conor McGregor!

Steelers still very much alive in the Graham Barton Fink sweepstakes.

Goodell and his doctor right now

“Doc, can I hug my boys tonight?”

“Roger, as your doctor, I’m not going to answer that.

I like it when they draft a guy with an odd talking point & the analysts have no idea what to say; like the dude has never had ice cream or became an Eagle Scout at age 8.

'Denver selects... OL Ben Rix. Rix has webbed feet, which... gives him more leverage... maybe? Unclear.'

Yesterday was the anniversary of this dogshit:

Cooper Dejean looks like Shooter McGavin's son in a Happy Gilmore reboot.

I was hoping this documentary was finally in the works