When the F is this POS going to jail?😡😡

Did you have an assignment to write a the most amount of tired cliches and platitudes you could fit in one post?

When they do these polls, are there ever follow up questions? “Why do you think we’re in a recession?” “What do you think Biden should have done differently?” “Which specific Trump economic policies would make a difference?”

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Are they fighting over who gets to drink it? apple.news/AluuuNU_dQ4W0R…

Cool that they all know which direction to go. If this were humans, it’d be spinning in a never ending slow circle.

Someone is definitely looking for a part in the next Zoolander movie.

Guaranteed that the grey deteriorating mush inside his head doesn’t understand that contraception and birth control are synonymous. thedailybeast.com/trump-tries-cl…

Oh FFS! Now it’s his god who swatted the helicopter out of the sky?🤦🏼‍♂️ He does know Jews don’t have exactly the same opinion of Jesus that Christians do?……Doesn’t he?

Probably just a coincidence the Caption Underpants’ post immediately precedes the vibrator add.🤷🏼‍♂️

Not just a letter. A strongly worded letter.🤦🏼‍♂️

Giuliani getting arraigned today. Bannon reporting to jail Thursday. …… It’s the little things in life. 😁 abcnews.go.com/US/rudy-giulia…

“weeks of uncertainty” about him taking the stand???? GTFOH! He never had any intention to take the stand. Instead of this fluff piece, run all his quotes when he was thumping his chest. apple.news/AFyoxm1iUTnaRQ…

BS! They not only saw the word, they used it knowing it would signal the Christian fascists they desperately court. The fact that a prominent politician can continually reference 1930s Nazi Germany propaganda, and get away with it, speaks volumes. politico.com/news/2024/05/2…

I’d be interested to listen to Eric’s thoughts on what exactly qualifies as corporate theft.

What’s with the time stamp on this? Is he confused? Is TS confused? Is X confused? Did I misplace a week and 1/2?

Is the 2024 version of “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”? That didn’t work out so well for overseers.

Translation: I’m waiting for my lord and master, the orange king, to tell me what to say next.

Now do Trump’s resume.

Maybe he could send a bag of the double caffeinated stuff downtown the court house to keep fat boy awake during his trial.

Who’s gonna break the news to little Eric and Donny Jr.?