WWJD for a Klondike bar?

I had a dream that my legal assistant had to resign because his wife said he was picking up my circular speech patterns and it was driving her crazy. 😝

Has Mike Lee always been this sophomoric?

Life after faith has taught me that “the spirit” was just me convincing myself that I had a unique and special version of precisely and exactly the same emotions, feelings, experiences and instincts that are a universal part of the human existence

I don't love how the weekends are only 2 days.

[email protected] It’s painful to watch people who can no longer accurately assess reality. Dissociation seems to have gathered momentum.

Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 I spilled red nail polish on a creamy white shag in front of the sofa. After trying everything I could think of from nail polish remover to bleach & finally trimming fibres, I ended up laying a carpet runner over it. 🤷‍♀️

Hypothetically, of course, how would one remove pink nail polish from a paramour's carpet before he wakes up in the morning? Nail polish remover isn't working. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Congrats on finishing your last exam of law school Dave!

I can't believe the day has arrived. So incredibly proud of you.

It's 8:00 somewhere, so I'm off to bed on this Friday evening! 😴

I don't wanna get anybody riled up, but when my cousin was about three years old, he would pretend to be a puppy and insist on eating out of a bowl on the floor and he would refuse to break character.

If Utah GOP politicians think furries in schools are bad, wait until they hear about mass shootings in schools.

Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 It’s a slippery slope. You start letting them wear kitty ears to school and next thing you know we’ll have regular school shootings. Oh wait…

I tend to think that if people are worried about furries and litter boxes in their kids' schools, they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and send their kids to private schools.

I literally have no idea what a furry even is. But I guess now I will Google it since Trevor Lee says that we need to stop pretending it's not a problem. Trevor Lee

Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 I vehemently disagree with calling out people and their sins, which is why I’m trying to understand why those that do justify calling out some and not others. Like, go all in if that’s your thing. Just don’t focus on the ones you don’t like.

And here I am wondering what 'furries' and why it's a problem if they are in Utah.

Being a dad means getting messages like this. ❤️

🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻 Thank you, friend.

Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 So sorry this happened. I am old enough now (much older than you, and it shows) and started with older clients and have several pass the last few years. COVID took several. It’s been hard.