so i don’t recommend trying it, but apparently if you accidentally put your phone in the dryer for 30 minutes she’ll still work 🙂‍↕️

i always think about the first humans to witness the eclipse. imagine enjoying your day and the sun just disappears for a sec 😭

final product i think 🤓

girls that do the “how old do you think i am” trend on twitter are so brave i’d rather keep my peace 😅

SOS i forgot to wash my hands after applying self tanner what do i do😭🤪🙏

i feel extra adault-ey today. (i put $15 in my car instead of $5 even tho my t*tties fell off from the cold)

yoo who approved 0 degree weather in kansas rn

myla wanted me to ask if anyone has a doggo that will play in the snow with her because fishy got cold. she said she will share toys 🥰

i just got beef jerky shamed?? i was at the gas station and the guy scanning literally asked why i’m getting beef jerky 😭 why am i embarrassed

i wonder why i can’t sleep but here i am on tiktok 10 susi storebought pesto stories deep

i hope everyone is having a good night and ignoring how many animal hairs they’ve accidentally consumed this year😌

wtfff they said top clip of the last year at TwitchCon no wayyy

the last text i sent to reggie before he proposed <3 😌

17 years in the making