If you meet your significant other at a .NET conference, does that mean your love language is C#?

you're either young and hip or you're googling how to center a div. you can't be both

Unix commands shouldve been called C-shanties

you're such a wimp that the only thing you can throw is an exception.

git push me-off-a-cliff

What constitutes an obscene amount of garlic?

Asking for a friend.

Please raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by software update popups.

I don't always have time to write documentation, but when I do, I still don't.

beauty is in the eye of the repo owner

you can get a really cool black wallpaper on your Linux machine just by typing 'sudo rm -rf /'

babe, would you still love me even if I used microsoft word as my IDE?

he's a 10 but he uses print('here') as his debugger

coworker: you wrote this code so you must know how it works, right?

me: uhhhhhhhh