Throwback to when Dakota Johnson ended Ellen's career in her own TV show.

i hope teenage girls know how lucky they are that “clean girl” makeup is trendy right now. i was showing up to my summer camp counselor job like this

ًsatellite The bathtub scene was disturbing but the broomstick scene was traumatic asf

She disrupted my pics and I let her 😂💙

whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be stopped

aye brah you got a lighter?
me:

'the naked brothers band' premiered 17 years ago today

no one:

nicki minaj fighting with megan thee stallion:

Nothing breaks my soul quite like a failed nap attempt.

Me: 'I need to go out more'

Also me every time I'm free:

“I’m gonna do it later”

me when later arrives:

ok girl ur growing on me a bit because this is exactly the shit I would do if I was famous

me everytime I listen to avril lavigne say 'hell yeah i'm the mother f**king princess' in 'girlfriend'

Them : do alcoholics run in your family

Me : no they drive

I’m not even tryna be funny but why would you even want to run a country at this age

you had to be there in the theaters to understand the charm of this