Listen to Biggie songs and you’ll realize Diddy has always inserted himself where he wasn’t wanted

I’ve been really into smoothies lately. Although sometimes I prefer full bush.

Can’t believe I predicted this. #trump #gettysburg #trump gettysburg

Blowjobs are like cookies. My grandmother’s were the best.

Come see me in all my peanut eating glory 🥜 👑

Do you think the 9/11 guys were giggling during takeoff?

Hey Manhattan, @NerdNite NYC is back on March 28 at CAVEAT w/Elle Park, Evelyn Zornoza, Ben Taylor, & Bobby Sheehan to discuss useless studies, where our poop goes, and how Americans bump uglies. Deets: nyc.nerdnite.com/2024/02/18/ner…

“You’re a LUCKY man,” is the only socially acceptable way to say “I want to fuck your wife.”

The Dropkick Murphys’ cover of Amazing Grace stays on while we fuck.

Thank you to everyone that came out last night 🙏🙏🙏 It was one for the history books 📚 🎤 🇺🇸

Once accused of being “two-faced”, Lincoln replied, “If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?” 😂

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I asked an MTA worker a question and he acted like I interrupted him while he was delivering his vows.

Babe wake up, left-wing Heritage Not Hate just dropped

Doing All Nut November. Cumming everyday. Fuck you.

If you’re old enough to remember the Reagan administration, you HAVE TO do curls right in front of the dumbbell rack. I don’t make the rules.

Comedians in Super 8s getting rashes.