steven Klopp fuckin embarrasin. tiny arms. givin it the biggin. not even a proper push up. have no doubt in my mind i could lamp all three of them all over

tuesday. grafting. on break. snapchat from phil. 17 degrees. can in hand. feet in bairns pool. fuck this. why should i sit in here when he livin the dream. go toilet. make sure jonno could hear me make retchin noises in cubical. straight to gaffa. not well. sent home. buzzin.

monday. enter staff room. anne sits high and mighty. says she saw my choppa. tell her she’ll see her hubby biting a curb if she gets cheeky again. lauren says to prove it wasn’t my willy. pull pants down. helicopter cock in staff room. gaffa sees. HR gettin involved. fuckin sick.

friday. group chat pinging. pub. am in. screenshots of me on scales. the boys are tryna take the piss. am no mug. tell em to fuck off. not goin pub now. matched a fatty on tinder. gettin her over mine. goin to fold her like a losing scratch card. can’t wait. fuck the lads. pricks

I WILL ADDRESS THIS ONE LAST TIME. THAT IS NOT MY WILLY YOU CAN SEE REFLECTING. CLEARLY THE FLASH FROM CAMERA HAS CAUSED AN OPTICAL ILLUSION. I HAVE A BIG WILLY. NOT EXPLAINING MYSELF AGAIN. NOT IN MOOD. FUCKIN IDIOTS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Actually never meeting a lad off tinder again. Met one last night and he said he had a cupcake for me, was thinking that's so cute and was dead excited to meet him. When I got in the car he farted in his hand and put it in my face. Absolutely sick

rare insults STOP REPOSTING THIS TAKING THE PISS NOW

looks above average to me

home. lass running bath. feelin mischievous. enter bathroom. lock door. pulls kegs down. squat over bath. shit into tub. bubble decker. rinse off with her bath water. leave bathroom. she enters. 2 mins later. scream. giggles from my end. calls me scruffy cunt. wants me out house.

saturday. home. missed tea. lass looks at me in disgust. tells me to clear the table. took a bit of a run up but i did it.

just want a quiet life. nowt daft. yet my past is brought up all the time. to be quite honest am fuckin sick of it. i have 3 nancy boys at home. they nancy enough. don’t need them goin into school on monday with their mates havin screen shots of what may or may not be my dick.

pissed off. there’s a tweet circulating. it appears that my willy is showing in the reflection. i can confirm this is not my willy. at this present time i would like to give no further comment on the matter. i don’t have a small willy. i have a big one. really angered me this has

Criminal Posts ya wanna fuck off reposting this. not in the mood

school run. still not well. i stand firm in the yard. suns out. light breeze. slazanger body warmer. am approached. chris. says he not saw me for a while. look like shit. cheeky prick. not in mood. i clench fist. he backs up. idiot. stare him down. he refusing eye contact. mug.

tuesday. not well. phone in sick. gaffa wishes a speedy recovery. news hit the shop floor. group chat starts pingin. sayin i got the columbian flu. text from gaffa. warns me of drug test upon my return. told him my stuff always pure. fuckin idiot. thinks am buying bash. am no mug

awake. alive. not well. a foul stench lingers in bedroom. check boxers. skid marks. nothing out the ordinary. look to right. a jcb with her kegs off. must of fished that one out the tyne last night. lifting. toe punt it to wake the beast. send her on way. feel violated. disgusted

friday. pub. busy. few unknown faces. bit rowdy. one black fella givin it big licks. offers me out for apparent racial slurs. alright blackie chan. lamp him there an then. bar staff rush. tell em it was self defence. he escorted out. finishin mine and his pint now. fuckin idiot.

#GirthNTurf ya pissin me off now my youngin thinks it’s acceptable to be up till 1, 2, 3 in the fuckin mornin. let me tell ya now am on the early shift. the walls don’t come with sound proofin on this estate. shut the stream down earlier. not playin games here. am not in the mood

graftin. thursday. in staff room. chattin to dave. 1 day to go i mutter. he sparks life into me. reminds me it’s friday. fuckin buzzin. pull out nokia. order 3 for 1a. nowt daft. gaffa heard. asks what i ordered. told him a kfc. he doesn’t believe it. drug test on monday. prick.

tuesday. staff room. comedown in full swing. small talk is at an all time low. danny chattin bout his mad weekend. said he had 8 pints. i invade convo. call him fanny. i went through a hen. 500 overdrawn an put me neighbours window out. shut him right down. thinks he’s some boy.