I know what I would do

Recommend she gave me assless chaps

Buzzed and horny will be suicidal in about an hour let's go

Big win for people who think pedophilia is bad

White Sox win is a big win for people who don't like pedophilia

Didn't get a suicidal as I thought I would #MorgWins

I should move to Kentucky

Lilliana blabbing about some crazy shit but I just nod along and support her because I'm a feminist

Why don't they just get a really fat guy to be goalie

the united states men’s hockey team has never won a gold medal without a player from warroad minnesota

.Canada SCOREBOARD

"I'm a New England nationalist socialist" -lilliana (USA! USA! USA!)

Big news for you all when I'm back up in Minnesota you will get more pictures of my parents dog Hank