Absolutely incredible performance from Monty Panesar on Mastermind.

If I really said what I think, it wouldn’t be polite. I'll be simple: We’re living through peak anti-intellectualism. People reject science with the same confidence that Puritans screamed about witches. Different century. Same fear. Science didn’t fail you. You abandoned it.

Rachel Reeves is asked about how the 3p a mile electric vehicle charge will work for new cars, when they don't have to have an MOT for 3 years. So who will monitor the mileage in order to calculate the tax owed during that period? Reeves doesn't know.

a quid for premium is it? i will look god in the eyes and walk backwards into hell before i give that awful bollocks a single penny of my money

Elon monetised hate.

Credit Eleanor Byrne

Yer da, goes around Tesco asking for the manager to complain about Christmas trees.

This isn't helping my dislike of Jey Uso. #SurvivorSeries

my red eye flight protocol: - 6 pints in Spoons - draft angry tweets to Pret - 2 double G&Ts and a seafood platter - 3 double espressos so I'm alert enough to fly the plane

Brock is on the 2002 Triple H diet plan.

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Hope he does City next

"The idea that leaving the EU was the answer to all our cares and concerns has clearly been proved wrong." Sir Keir Starmer says that "wild promises were made" about Brexit. He adds: "The same argument is now being made about the European Convention on Human Rights"

A new world record!

“I usually only draw women’s faces, but I’ll give it a go…”

Innit…☺️☺️

He's hit the Jesus pivot. We all know what that means.

New guy on The Overlap is the worst craic ever

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