I can’t decide if eclipse photos or firework photos are worse.

Everything is ew. Get it together, Earth.

Has anyone gone to Los Angeles Times Festival of Books before? I’m interested in some panels but curious about the overall vibe and setup.

I won’t say I got a tax refund but there will be signs.

I paid off my car loan!!! And just in time because I still don’t have employment. Here’s hoping a job offer is my next milestone.

On that note, does anyone want to add me on LinkedIn? I promise I’m a real person. 😂

“He’s just sat there looking sad for 35 years.” Oh no, I’m Larry.

My best good friend is 10 today! 🥹😭🥳

Me every time I hear the Law & Order theme.

Kansas City friends! Is it better to own a house in Missouri or Kansas? I’m curious about the financial pros & cons of each.

I hope that Harrison Butker tries to tell Travis that Taylor emasculates him cause she works and isn’t at home cooking and taking care of babies. And I hope Travis beats the shit out of him.

Interview time!

I get to help a non profit wildlife conservation organization! So excited. Time to help save the starving California Brown Pelicans!

High functioning means you are in a complete meltdown with dry heaves and ugly bawling but you will still send positive messages to your friend because this ain’t their problem.

Still thinking about how last month there was a car on fire in the Los Angeles Dodgers parking lot and Dieter was playing “We Didn’t Start The Fire” on the organ during it. I can only hope to be half that legendary someday.

Do you often wake up at random hours with the DuckTales theme song BLARING in your head or are you weird?

I’m going to be living on an island because I GOT A JOB!!

Anyone wanna be friends?