Just had to google, 'name of cable that made old TV work'. I sure did never call it a 'Coaxial Cable'. Sounds like something a chicken would lay.

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

It's official: my debut book, BEAR SEASON, is out in the wild! 🐻🐾 If you enjoy dark fairytales, found footage horror, crime thrillers, strange characters, unsettling landscapes - any or all of the above - then treat yourself to a copy.

PUT CUSTARD IN YOUR COFFEE. Your mouth will thank you.

Got into a heat with a friend about age and the perception of innocence for the generation that came before it. I won though, because the boys in my year at school fancied Nala from the Lion King, and the boys of the same age we know fancy Paris from her Hilton sex tape.

Struggling hard to not respond to everything with 'your mum' today.

Why does this beef jerky look like it's going to be shortlisted for the National Book Award?

It's time for this absolute classic - Angel of the Morph.
Morph

Serious question—when is it time to throw away those single socks?

Can we stop saying 'everyone has a book in them'?

Everyone has a STORY in them, sure, but a book is the result of not only hours of dedication, work and drafting, but also years of honing the craft in other ways (on discarded books. In short form pieces. Creative writing courses

I'm just going to pop my kids' favourite ever poem here in loving memory of the epicness that is Benjamin Zephaniah: youtube.com/watch?v=v4AgPS….

Benjamin Zephaniah on his refusal to accept an OBE.

'No way Mr Blair, no way Mrs Queen. I am profoundly anti-empire.'

Rest in power.

This was genuine a chat up line I got on Tinder, he started, 'Say you were murdered (bear with me)...' I said Morse, of course.

No good writer is confident of their ability

This is amazing

Watching Pretty Woman since I first saw it aged 13 and it's BATSHIT.

I see you've delivered your manuscript to me in individual chapter files. 🫦