if a bitch asked me what day it was I’d be like...... december ¿

it cannot be overstated that this is the single funniest thing that has ever happened on a television show

omfg

FUCK

how much you wanna bet we see Kyle Rittenhouse on dancing with the stars next year

why aren’t more americans embarrassed

y’all are pushing me to the jar jar brink

Day 5 of my first Mardi Gras. Can’t see out of my left eye. The dogs are in charge. Everything is naked. Haven’t had a sip of water. Cannot tell if I exist.

Capybaras jumping into a lake in Brazil..

I did not see a single one resurface

can this please be Amy Schumer next role