And with that, it's over. Deadspin no longer employs a single writer or editor. I am gutted but so very proud of this group of people. Deadspin was a good website.

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Can't waste food. Even if that means polishing off a half gallon of ice cream before checking out of the hotel

Haven't been to the hospital in about three months: does anyone remember my locker combination?

Wapo One week

Five days

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On the road again

Number 7

Full bag of peanut M&Ms and half bag Swedish Fish does not count as either a snack or meal. - Inner Monologue That I Ignore

Last one

Why you asking me if I need a menu on 50 cent wing night

Dionysian: 1. of, relating to, or honoring Dionysus or Bacchus 2. recklessly uninhibited; unrestrained; undisciplined; frenzied; orgiastic

Wubba lubba dub dub!

III. Return To Ithaka youtube.com/watch?v=qU50CM…

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