Maybe it’s for the best Zebra McZebraface left North Bend.

What sort of habitat for a zebra freezes in May??

Happy fake holiday about a sci fi universe that Disney has ruined

I can’t ever have nice things.

And by nice things I mean a herd of zebras in North Bend.

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Well, well, what the fuck is this??

Zebra McZebraface is settling in just fine everyone

Deal with your new reality. You are the land of Zebras now

What should North Bend’s new name be?

Zebras eat fucking grass and North Bend has a shitload of it

Now we have an actual zebra

Please deliver this zebra family to North Bend, WA. There’s someone there that needs a buddy.

I hope Zebra McZebraface lives out his years in the wilds of North Bend and befriends a cougar and they live happily ever after.

BREAKING: Mayor Bruce Harrell assembles emergency committee in response to lightning and thunder assault on the city last night.

The committee will spend $50M to study how the city should deal with the bright flashes and loud sounds from the sky, should they return.

Ah, the semi annual freak out over a bolt of lightning and a clap of thunder.

Well, at least they figured out how to keep the escalators working 🤷‍♂️ reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/co…

Not training, drinking the night before, and skippingthe entry fee pretty much describes how every Seattle politician approaches difficult topics like homelessness and crime.

I bet national news outlets are going to report this as “Zebras on the loose in downtown Seattle” 😑 seattletimes.com/seattle-news/4…

What kind of shitty map can’t even draw Puget Sound?

It makes me look like I’m landlocked.

They’re acting like they won the World Series.

They’ll be on a losing streak in a few weeks.

Don’t get any ideas, my hippie citizens 🤢

Mid season slump just around the corner