She devoured this. She left approximately zero crumbs

The wife of the best man is pissed off at my existence because she thinks I want her man. My sister told me she was freaking out. What did I do? That’s the fun part. I walked past them. That’s it, that’s the tweet

After this he was doing the stanky leg

My 8 year old niece caught the bouquet which really truly does represent the unlikelihood of me getting married, which was reinforced when my mom said she was discussing with the wedding planner “if Amber will ever find a man she thinks is worth marrying…” LMAOOOOO

The fit ft. Dr Pepper

Amazing

I’m the naked neighbor at home and the naked neighbor at hotels. If there’s windows? The blinds are gonna be open and if I’m naked simply don’t look in my windows. I love sunlight and also being naked in my own space so idk

Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful mamas on here I know. I hope your day is wonderful and you get a well deserved break and pampered like the rock stars that you are. Mothers truly make the world go round. I don’t know what I would do without mine 🫶🏼

Goodmorning 🫶🏼

Every day on this app is an adventure for me. Some days Gillian Anderson thanks me for calling her a baddie and others old divorced washed up athletes tell me I’m fat because I told them to shut the fuck up. This is why I don’t have push notifications turned on. I like to refresh…

I’m in a big ass room that’s directly on the beach with a balcony and I can hear the ocean waves crashing from my room. Really not a beach person but the ocean at night is so terrifyingly beautiful. It’s just pitch black and crashing

“Plus sized” -Aubrey Huff

We out here

I once again do not wish to go viral. I need to start missing unfortunately

Just kidding I never miss. But seriously I’m very over my tweets taking off so I just delete and keep it pushing. It’s not worth the days of endless notifications. If you know you know lol

Shut the fuck up nerd lmfao

First wedding weekend this weekend, second next weekend. Soooo excited for them but WOW am I ready to be done with wedding szn activities. I haven’t had a weekend entirely to myself in a month and won’t until June 🙃

Mine tried to get rid of me in my sleep & I woke up thinking I was going to be murdered.😅 looked at my daughter & thought “damn this is it” accepted my last moments, but he stopped.

Strangled me almost to death bc he cheated & got mad a guy (I never talked to) liked my selfie

Are the “not all men” men not tired of constantly combatting everything I say? Have you not realized I’m not going away? At this point it’s giving obsession….. you should probably be out trying to solve the male loneliness epidemic but instead you’re making it worse by further…