It’s been such a busy day that I haven’t even told you about this week’s column!

With age gap relationships tipped as this year’s big trend, let’s tackle the big question: do older or younger men make better lovers?

metro.co.uk/2024/04/12/sle…

Looking for a case study who was / is addicted to laughing gas, and is open to talking about it.

Readback included and appreciate it's a sensitive issue so will be treated as such.

If this is you, drop me a note: [email protected] #journorequest

I want a hat like this, looks super comforting.

Running on four hours' sleep with a new story rolling in for editing every few minutes and I only have decaf coffee in the house.

What a day.

Love this ode to the genius that is Bridget Jones by Kitty Chrisp

Like Shazza, I too like to say fuck – a lot.

And I will forever wonder how Bridge scored a two-bed flat by herself in Borough Market on a PR exec's salary.

metro.co.uk/2024/04/10/isn…

Had a LOT of replies and the other senior editor is off this week so please please please do not chase ❤️

I will do my best to reply, even if it’s a no!

As an alternative to this, also looking for people who use 5 different vapes a day (for flavour or nicotine hit) but don't consider themselves 'addicted'

Also keen to hear from a parent whose child (under 18) vapes / you are concerned / can't seem to get them to stop

Looping for people who openly admit they are 'addicted' to vaping – drop me an email if this is you: [email protected]

Will be handled sensitively, readback given and fee included.

#journorequest

Looking for someone in perfect health but who has planned their funeral with extravagant / fun / unusual requirements – a pink coffin, a special playlist etc.

Maybe you have a folder with everything written down?

Must be pictured. Email me: [email protected]

I cannot believe I’m part of the spring campaign for a major fitness brand (Sweaty Betty) - it still feels like a dream come true. Given that South Asian women are still the least physically active demographic in the UK the importance of this representation is never lost on me ❤️

I've been writing since 12.30pm and somehow, I have less words now than I started with....

Is this why they say write drunk, edit sober?

Excuse me while I get a beverage.

Clocking off very soon because I've spent far too much time looking into a screen but first, here is this week's column!

Can't leave you without a saucy weekend read now, can I...

'I was having a great time with my sex toy... until it disappeared'

metro.co.uk/2024/04/05/a-g…

Not saying crime follows me around but I started my day at 4.30am with four police cars on my street (one of which is wrecked) and a helicopter circling above...

Just received a press release saying 880,000 young Brits are 'wasting' their weekends.

Leave the young folk alone – you don't have to do something every bloody weekend. Relaxing is a skill, too.

I’m not saying I’m productive or anything but I’ve already finished my taxes to submit for NEXT year…

I was really bored the other night, ok, don’t judge