Wakikuyu ndio waliinvent pancake wakijaribu kuongeza supu kwa chapati😂😂😂

Hii mwaka kama hujapitia breakup, you're God's favourite fr😂

Ni kama yule Sandy wa TikTok is getting popularity, kuna dem fulani amejaribu kufanya the same content ya kutuita kababa akageuziwa vibaya sana, mlisema hamtacheat on Sandy.😂😂 Open thread uone.👇

Unatoka kununua dania alafu unapatana na crew yako ya maboyz, inabidi umeanza kuzitafuna kama miraa ndio wasiseme huwa unatumwa na bibi.

What are you beginning to dislike as you get older?

Naona msha normalize kugongeana na sijafurahia.

Mkiwa mechi alafu Woofer izime😂😂

Ushago unaita Dem mechi kumtoa blouse amevaa vest imeandikwa "Mabati ni dumuzaz!!"

Be a man who is hungry for success not a boy who is hungry for girls

Apart from "Dating Wrong People" what's your other talent?

Kama nilikua nimekwambia hii mwaka utaniita boss unaeza endelea na shughuli zako ama ujiite

Bado unaamini mwanamke anaweza kuwa kiongozi?

Kila ukiona hii kofia ni nani hua anakujia Akilini? 😀😀

Kabla ya kulala Tuchape Handle Tuifollow

Na unajua maisha imekua ngumu sana wazee. Sahii ata kipofu unamwekea kumi unaskia ameclick. Ata wale chokoraa wa pale westland hawachukui 10bob,wanakwambia uongeze kumi ingine ama ukule ngumi. Ni bahati skuizi hawapakani mavi,juu 2013 walinifanya mbaya sana. Mimi ata nilidhani ni

Happy birthday, David! 🎈

The Arsenal 👊 Shot on Google Pixel 🤳

Jamaa tulifanya kazi tena I did 98% of the job, leo tumepata 800k ananiambia eti atanipa 50k kisa yeye ni senior, nimemwambia maneno mabaya sana na hela nimemuachia yote 🙌

CELTA vigo BACK BENCHA tuna imani na ww tumeweka NYUMBA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Reigning victorious on derby day 🤩