this one sounds so defeated

bald ann dowd hot (?) take: Ann Dowd is MEANT to be Bald. She's meant to look like a Harkonnen. You're meant to see your face reflected back at you in her bald head. She's saying we're all Ann Dowd, even if she's the only BALD Ann Dowd.

nothing will ever top this headline

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started...

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hot (?) take: oppenheimer is MEANT to be long. it's meant to tire you out and beat you up. he wants us to look up at him from the floor at the end of it so he can go 'that's how you feel after 3 hours? try doing it full time'. he's giving us a glimpse into what it's like to be

what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes

they really don’t make women’s shorts like this anymore and we’re all suffering for it

looking at my screen time report and then reminding myself that if i mentioned clubchalamet to any average person irl they'd have no idea what i was talking about and probably beat me with a hammer

down bad like i lost my twink

there is no god-honoring way to send an email

just sat like this on the toilet to pee

i like this song because it sounds like if ivy got an iud open.spotify.com/track/1Zai5UJ2…

To balance things out, I think that every artist should get a fandom as bonkers as Swift. Folks should be getting run off the internet because they spoke ill of the Barenaked Ladies

OH JLO DONT GAG HER LIKE THAT

sorry but why was the prosecutor in anatomy of a fall bald in the film if he's not bald irl??? was justine triet just like 'i need him bald for the for vibes' or????

highlighting a sentence and adding the comment 'not the serve you think it is' in the google doc my friend sent me asking me for edits

i love going to primary care doctors... they're like 'what are your symptoms?' and then you list your symptoms and then they're like 'you should get that checked out by a doctor' and then you give them 60 dollars