I’ve never needed that me espresso more.

Taylor Swift already breaking streaming records she set herself in less half the time.

I was scared before, but now I’m terrified.

Taylor Swift put drugs in So High School.

The way I was right.

Nudes have never been more in profile.

The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology is the greatest surprise Taylor Swift has ever given us.

A truly skipless double album that sounds like Folklore and Evermore got stoned with Midnights In the best way.

An emotional roller coaster of intrusive thoughts set to music.

'The only thing that's left is the manuscript. One last souvenir from my trip to your shores. Now and then I reread the manuscript, but the story isn't mine anymore.'

And there you have it... Taylor Swift has passed The Tortured Poets Department onto us and I'm crying again.

Robin is here to break every part of me that Never Grow Up didn't break hard enough.

The Bolter is the bop I needed to recover.

I know Peter is a reference to Peter Pan, but WHO IS PETER?

Cassandra is sooo Mad Woman-coded in the best way.

How am I supposed to go about my life now that I know Andrea Swift used to say she wished Kim Kardashian was dead?

The Prophecy makes me want to give Taylor Swift a hug.

Taylor Swift wrote I Look in People's Windows to finish what Death By A Thousand Cuts started...

My death.

Remember when we thought The Tortured Poets Department was a Joe Alwyn breakup album and then Taylor Swift took out Matt Healy and Kim Kardashian too?

thanK you aIMee is the gag of the album.

Taylor Swift really did that.
I’m speechless.

I almost died gasping during I Hate It Here.

So High School perfectly romanticizes that time of life from the lyrics to the vibes.

I want to watch every classic high school comedy now.